unreal Teal Moustache rack off

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

(via la-nula)

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

(via midoricupcakes)

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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

(via midoricupcakes)

Timestamp: 1412053286

mydrunkkitchen:

iguanamouth:

current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

image

image

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Too true

(via a-tad-of-romance)

smokingcrackcocaine:

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

My bday every year

(Source: isexualdisaster, via a-tad-of-romance)

Timestamp: 1411936972

smokingcrackcocaine:

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

My bday every year

(Source: isexualdisaster, via a-tad-of-romance)

pasteljustice:

megasumpex:

asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke

The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.

(via a-tad-of-romance)

Timestamp: 1411936913

pasteljustice:

megasumpex:

asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke

The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.

(via a-tad-of-romance)

(Source: ellingtonhammond, via obutac)

lulz-time:

just comparing them. 

they are still zack and cody

(Source: as-it-ends, via a-tad-of-romance)

Timestamp: 1411936773

lulz-time:

just comparing them. 

they are still zack and cody

(Source: as-it-ends, via a-tad-of-romance)

godandguns:

pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

THIS IS FUCKIN PERFECT

(Source: shewolfofengland, via a-tad-of-romance)

Timestamp: 1411936679

godandguns:

pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

THIS IS FUCKIN PERFECT

(Source: shewolfofengland, via a-tad-of-romance)

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

(Source: theblogofeternalstench, via a-tad-of-romance)

Timestamp: 1411936235

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

(Source: theblogofeternalstench, via a-tad-of-romance)